The Whole World is Watching

Washington DC

2009-11-02T08:26:00.000-08:00

Hello Friends!

I have returned and will try to keep this baby updated again. Here's a sweet picture from my recent Halloween trip to Washington DC.

Enjoy!
Phill

P.S. If I happened to slap you in the face this weekend I apologize...but you probably liked it.

The King of Pop

2009-06-25T18:53:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

Today we mark the death of Michael Jackson. I am personally saddened because he represented one of only a handful of musicians who have had a profound impact on the decisions I have made in my life. The man was troubled, his actions bizarre but his music brought me joy and for that I am thankful and I will miss his presence.

Be wary of people running their mouths. The King of Pop had problems, there is no doubt about that. But the people who will spout off jokes and disregard the art tend to be talentless and non-contributing and they will never affect .01% of the number of people that Michael Jackson did.

Phill

Pics or it didn't happen.

2009-05-28T09:07:00.000-07:00

Homies,

I had a very interesting New York experience that culminated in a fine drawing executed on Tuesday night.

This took four hours and was critiqued by the remarkable Joshua LaRock while it was being drawn. The paper is larger than my pitifully small scanner so there's some noticeable distortion on the right side of the scan.

I'm available for portrait commissions.
Phill

Radiohead

2009-05-23T08:14:00.000-07:00

Comrades!

If I was forced to make an assumption based purely on his music I would say that Thom Yorke is composed of equal parts Wizard and Computer.

Throw it in the fire,
Phill

La Carmencita

2009-05-21T09:26:00.000-07:00

Friends,

I just found something that I think you all might enjoy. In 1890 John Singer Sargent painted a famous Spanish dancer who went by the name La Carmencita. His result was a very fine painting of a very interesting subject.

Recently I found a video of Carmencita performing in front of Edison's Kinescope Machines. According to the Library of Congress, Carmencita was the first woman to perform in front of an Edison machine.

It's fascinating to me to see the same subject presented in paint and film as a display of the changing modes of documentation.

Art geeks assemble!
Phill

It's about time!

2009-05-21T04:58:00.000-07:00

Friends,

THIS IS HAPPENING!

Real 21st century here we come!

Phill

Donations...

2009-05-18T17:05:00.000-07:00

Esteemed Friends,

I need to attend Bonnaroo this year. Everyone I love is going to be singing there and to not go would be a major problem. Thus I am accepting donations. Please give...your Phill needs you.

A small donation can provide this face with a mind blowing experience. Please give today.

Phill

YES

2009-05-17T14:04:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys.

The Animal Collective were on Letterman the other day!

Phill

Wedding Card.

2009-05-12T07:47:00.000-07:00

Hi Folks!

John and Lisa got married on Saturday. It was a lot of fun and I made them a card to celebrate the occasion. Here are some pictures.

I enjoyed making it and am available to make custom greeting cards if anyone is interested.

Phill

One More Time.

2009-05-11T19:58:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys,

Ok I don't want to go too crazy over this girl but good lord, she's awesome.

I mean honestly! How is she not the most famous woman on earth?

Love,
Phill

The Girl from Outer Space.

2009-05-09T07:07:00.001-07:00

Friends,

Every once in a while I feel like a complete stranger will paint a picture or sing a song specifically for me Janelle Monae has done just this. Behold.

Her album "Metropolis: The Chase Suite" is a science fiction story set to digital and traditional orchestration. I think you'll like it a lot, plus she's really pretty.

Phill

Dissapointed

2009-05-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

I try so hard to stimulate your brains and sometimes you just won't let me. Why won't you let me blow your minds?

Phill

Your Mission:

2009-05-02T13:10:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

You are charged with filling a 30 gig iPod with information that will be used to educate the future of the human race. This will be the only source of knowledge that future generations will have from our time.

What Books, Films, Music and other media do you store on the device?

I'll post my list in the coming days.

Phill

A-A-A-A-Alcohol.

2009-04-29T15:23:00.000-07:00

Fiends,

Samuel L. Jackson is in the video for "Blame It" smoking a joint. I thought that warranted a whole post.

Phill

Web Comics!

2009-04-24T04:50:00.000-07:00

Hi!

I read a few web comics on a regular basis. Here are some of the ones I like most:

Questionable Content - It's like friends...but more awkward.
Penny Arcade - They play Pokemon and D&D. Gabe has become one hell of an artist.
XKCD - Smartest stick figures ever.
Three Panel Soul - The painted comics are my favorites.
The Abominable Charles Christopher - The tales of an existential Yeti and his quest through the forest.

Tell me what you guys read and I'll post links. Does anyone know of a Sci-Fi web-comic that won't make me want to vomit?

Phill

Squirrels

2009-04-22T10:35:00.000-07:00

Friends,

James Gurney has an incredible blog about painting, art and life. Today a part of his post made me laugh.

"I have no idea what the squirrel is thinking. They seem to be driven by a mysterious combination of determination and paranoia...and now and then a fierce Killer Instinct."

Isn't it soooo true?

Squeak Squeakum Squeak Squeak,
Phill

Tom Waits

2009-04-21T12:07:00.000-07:00

Countrymen!

Tom Waits is playing The Devil in the new Terry Gilliam movie. Here's a picture.

Countrymen!

The movie is called The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. It's going to be good.

Phill

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!

2009-04-09T12:02:00.000-07:00

KANYE'S UP ON HIS BLOG SAYING THAT THIS SHIT IS A GOOD DRAWING OF HIM!!1!!!

THATS FUCKIN CRAZY!!!! I DRAW BETTER IN MY SLEEP FAM! I CANT EVEN BELIEVE THIS! MY SHIT IS WAY DOPER!

LOOK I EVEN PHOTOSHOPPED MY SHIT TO SHOW YOU BUT ITS TOO DOPE FOR BLOGSPOT AND THEY KEEP GIVING ME ERRORS!!!! WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK!!!
SERIOUSLY FAM IM TIRED OF EVERYONE HATIN AND SAYING HOW MY SHIT AINT THE BEST.

People...who like people.

2009-04-07T12:55:00.000-07:00

Hi people,

I want to say that I like pretty much everyone. And I don't mean just the people I know, though I certainly like most of you a great deal. I mean, I like total strangers simply because they're new and different.

Over the last few days I've been reading about other countries and their governments and traditions. On completely separate occasions I've caught myself thinking "I really like Spanish people." and "I sure do love France." and then just today "Wow, German people are cool." It was when I thought that about Germany that I realized that I can't identify a single group that I genuinely do not respect or in someway admire. Maybe I'm just lucky?

Likingly,
Phill

Korg

2009-04-07T11:49:00.000-07:00

Music Lovers,

This is awesome.

I 'd like to see someone play it live at a show. Cut the Cuteness I'm talking to you guys!

Phill

Go Forth!

2009-04-03T20:16:00.000-07:00

Comrades,

This is a cool program that could get you out of your house and into the world. I would go if I could.

Phill

Everything.

2009-04-02T12:13:00.001-07:00

Hi Friends,

Two things! First, visit the Grand Central Academy's Blog. They show great work and recently a whole bunch of their artists won awards at the Art Renewal Salon. The blog is here.

Second, while you're here, have your mind blown by NASA the track is called "Gifted".

You don't have to lie, you liked that a lot,
Phill

p.s. Watch Gangs of New York and The Departed as soon as possible and tell me about how amazing they are.

No.

2009-03-28T07:26:00.000-07:00

Hi Friends,

I am not going to see Wolverine, Transformers 2 or Spider-Man 4 (when it gets made). This is because X-Men 3, Transformers and Spider-Man 3 were some of the worst movies I have ever seen. If I were to go to a cafe and get terrible coffee...and I mean horrible, weak, bitter, disgusting coffee, would it be wise to go back to the same cafe for a sequel? The answer is no.
If we all keep dishing out money to see movies that are probably going to suck, these companies and their directors are going to keep getting away with making shitty, weak, bitter, disgusting movies.

Boycott!
Phill

P.S. Fuck you Sony Pictures.

Bounty Offered.

2009-03-17T11:17:00.000-07:00

Hi Friends,

Here's the deal, if you can help me find a job that meets the following criteria I will give you 100% of my first paycheck...no questions asked.

The job must:
1. Be full time.
2. Be some kind of Creative Service.
3. Be located somewhere between Toms River and New York City.
4. Provide enough money to move north of Ocean County within a reasonable amount of time.

Happy hunting. I hope I find one before any of you guys do. I could use that paycheck.

Phill

Poster

2009-03-16T13:09:00.000-07:00

Hi,

I made this poster so that people will buy things from Pendo's on-line store. I like it because it looks militant but actually is not.

Now buy stuff!
Phill

Spinnin with Wacom

2009-03-15T08:27:00.000-07:00

Dear Wacom,

Thank you for helping me learn how to paint and draw. And thank you for making me want to be a DJ with your incredible new dance music machine.

Humbly,
Phill

Socialism.

2009-03-13T14:51:00.001-07:00

Hello,

Under Ronald Reagan the wealthiest Americans paid 50% taxes on their earnings. Under Richard Nixon they paid about 70%, under Eisenhower they paid 91%. All three were Republican, none was ever accused of being a Socialist.

Barack Obama is trying to raise the tax rate on these same people from the current 35% to the astounding 39.6%. Obviously he has pictures of Chairman Mao and Josef Stalin hanging in the oval office.

Stop thinking about it, I'm right.
Phill

Delicous Blasphemy

2009-03-10T13:36:00.000-07:00

Hi,

Cowbell FTW!!
Phill

DL Hughley

2009-03-10T08:19:00.000-07:00

Hi friends,

D.L. Hughley has a pretty descent show on CNN. Here's a good clip.

Be Aware,
Phill

Um awesome?

2009-03-09T11:24:00.000-07:00

Let's get real friends,

Motivate!

You're Welcome!

I don't trust GE...

2009-03-09T10:41:00.000-07:00

Hi friends,

It goes without saying that I have a native distrust of billion dollar multi-national corporations. But GE is trying hard to make me believe that they are up to something good (which they will no doubt overcharge us for in the future). Their alternative energy website is really well designed but is pretty short on the details of their technologies and plans. Have a look and tell me what you think.

Phill

Well begun is nearly done.

2009-03-07T20:14:00.000-08:00

A question friends,

Why do some people not want to work when they're at work? Why do some people assume that their coworkers and their bosses are supposed to be their friends? Why can't we all just be professional at work? Why am I asking you these questions?

Where am I?
Phill

Music and Intelligence?

2009-03-04T12:12:00.000-08:00

Hi,

Some grad student did a marginally unscientific study that compares what kind of music people listen to with what is on their iPod.

I would like to draw your attention to the far left of this chart.

See? I told you!

Science!
Phill

One more reason

2009-03-04T10:22:00.000-08:00

Hey Music Fans,

The Animal Collective are a group of geniuses sent from the psychedelic warp zone specifically to please me and those who are fortunate enough to be like minded. To prove this fact I present you with the cover from their most recent album entitled Merriweather Post Pavilion:

See? I told you!

Lion in a Coma,
Phill

A request

2009-03-02T20:46:00.000-08:00

Hi,

Yahoo! News (in their infinite intelligence) referred to the following request, made by Christian Bale, as "Odd".

Christian Bale was McG's first choice to play John Conner, whom he calls "the most credible action star in the world right now." McG offered Bale the part while he was shooting "The Dark Knight," and he initially turned it down. Bale told McG that if he could refine the script to the point where it could be read on stage without any special effects and still be a compelling story, he would agree to star in it.

That's not odd, that's smart. This movie might be good.

Come with me if you want to live,
Phill

Road Trip

2009-02-28T19:37:00.000-08:00

Hey Traveling Buddies,

I'm thinking about taking a trip up to Massachusetts to visit some very important museums. The Clark and The Norman Rockwell Museum. Both are fascinating and they are surprisingly close to one another. I'm going to go in late March or early April, if anyone wants to come with me let me know. It's always more fun to road trip in a pack.

Phill

Twitter

2009-02-26T12:42:00.001-08:00

Hi friends,

I'm Twittering. Let's see how this goes.

www.twitter.com/phillustrate

Tweet,
Phill

Van Gogh

2009-02-25T14:10:00.000-08:00

Hi Friends,

Sometimes I have issues regarding Van Gogh's paintings, but more often than not I just fall right into his pictures and enjoy myself. MOMA has a cool website about a show they're doing about his night paintings (a subject I'm obsessed with). Click here to see it.
I was also impressed by the website itself. Check it out, particularly the portrait of Eugene Boch, the Ultramarine is incredible.

Met vriendelijke groeten,
Phill

Chillin!

2009-02-18T17:10:00.000-08:00

Hey people,

Feel free to stumble or digg me or whatever!

You're Welcome!
Phill

Vlog

2009-02-18T14:00:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,

I want to start vlogging but I'm skeered and don't know what to make a video about. Many of you have heard me rant about something. Tell me what topic I've chewed your ear off over and maybe that will be the first video I post.

Phill

Valentine's Day

2009-02-12T18:45:00.000-08:00

Hi friends,

Valentine's Day is this weekend and I would like to remind everyone that the origin of the holiday is the Roman Festival of Lupercalia which of course was far superior to our tradition of chocolate and cheap jewelry. To quote the Roman Historian Plutarch:
"At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through the city naked, for sport and laughter striking those they meet with shaggy thongs. And many women of rank also purposely get in their way, and like children at school present their hands to be struck"
That's right kids, naked Romans running around slapping each other with riding crops. You're gonna have a hard time enjoying your dinner reservation with that image in your brain.

Enjoy Yourself,
Phill

Yatta!

2009-02-05T13:05:00.000-08:00

Ohayo Tomodachi,

Japan is really cool. Not that you needed more proof of this obvious fact but here you go anyway!
Pep Ralley.

Anata no o-henji tanoshimi ni shite masu.
Firu

Do you want to meet?

2009-02-02T16:18:00.001-08:00

Hello Again,

I just saw this. It's well done.

Signs from Mete Ercan Pakdil on Vimeo.

Phill

Snoop

2009-02-02T15:39:00.000-08:00

Hi friends,
I've been on a music video tangent lately and I was going to apologize for that until I found this.

Snoop should give Lil' Wayne instructions on how to be cool. Additionally, 'sensual' is by far one of my favorite words.

Sensually,
Phill

Feel free.

2009-01-31T10:27:00.001-08:00

Hi friends,

A long time ago I found an awesome watch design studio called TokyoFlash. I of course want all of the ones that look like they belong in Blade Runner or Dick Tracy and feel that you all could afford to chip in and buy me one. They've also recently started to make bags and hats and all kinds of conventional goodness that I want. Have a look, buy me stuff.

Please,
Phill

Oil Painters

2009-01-29T10:38:00.000-08:00

Dearest Friends,

Oil painting. It's like the universe's way of saying, "You're not there yet buddy...keep trying". But the universe grants different people different skills Casey Baugh for example, has all the skills I want. Check him out, drool for a while. He's like a young Richard Schmid and it makes me crazy.

Phill

The Worst Ever.

2009-01-26T12:36:00.000-08:00

Dear Lil' Wayne

Just as you were beginning to viewed by me as human being you go ahead and ruin it by releasing an album with the worst album art I have ever seen IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I just...I try so hard to like you Lil' Wayne and you just keep slapping in the mouth with reasons to dismiss you.

Disappointed,
Phill

Dance Party!

2009-01-23T16:24:00.000-08:00

Hi Friends,

In my mind this is the kind of thing that goes on at Bonnaroo.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Kudos the David Byrne and the BPA for being super triumphant but minus points for the shitty rap in the middle.

Phill

I just want...

2009-01-22T19:09:00.000-08:00

Dear Sir or Madam,

Enclosed you will find a music video. While the video itself is nothing to write home about please note the quality and psychedelic depth of the music. Animal Collective is made of hallucinogenic substances.

Phill

The Super Coolest.

2009-01-21T13:30:00.000-08:00

Hello Friends,

Imagine what a mixture of delight, confusion, surprise and mild sexual attraction feels like. Got it? It feels good right? Thats how I feel when I am confronted with an object that contains either bright lights, spectral color or a large touch screen. It's a good thing no-one has ever combined the three because I would probably ejac--I'm sorry what?
...Oh my god.
There are no words in Elvish, Entish or the Tongues of Man to describe how I feel about this machine. All know is that I want to fly to wherever it is and marry it so that I can physically defend it when anyone but me tries touch it.

Confounded and Aroused,
Phill

Andrew Wyeth

2009-01-17T09:45:00.000-08:00

Hi friends,

“I am an example of publicity — a great deal of it,” Mr. Wyeth said. “I’m grateful because it gives me the freedom to go and try to do better. But I never had any great idea that these people are understanding what I’m doing. And they don’t.”

-Andrew Wyeth-

I have said it before and quotes like this confirm it; there is no reason to be anything other than an artist.

Phill

Phillustration!

2009-01-15T16:01:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,

It is my pleasure to announce, after months of construction, the opening of www.Phillustrator.com! It's not perfect, but it works and I'm damn proud of it. If anyone is having issues running it please let me know by commenting on my blog or by sending me an email. Now I can work on making better pictures for the gallery section.

Accomplished,
Phill

Flash (Oh-Oh)!

2009-01-14T18:48:00.000-08:00

Hi Friends,

I'm learning Adobe Flash and ActionScript 3.0. I enjoy programming to a degree, I see it as speaking to a computer in it's native language. Isn't that cool? "Hey, Ma! Check me out, I'm speaking robot!"

You know what I don't enjoy? When I type two commands that ARE IDENTICAL except one goes to one address and the other to different address and one works just fine and the other crashes my movie. I don't enjoy that, not one tiny bit.

Thats like firing two identical guns at two different targets in different directions. And one bullet hits the target as expected, but the other bullet doesn't. Instead it disappears and causes the car you brought to the shooting range to explode! Doesn't that sound like fun? Isn't that something you want to learn?

No? Oh Ok.

phill.addInsaneFrustration(FrustrationEvent.LoseIt);

New Digital Painting

2009-01-08T08:16:00.000-08:00

Hello Readers!

I decided to do a painting of the beach I grew up visiting. I tried my best to adhere to the proper artist's sequence in creating the piece. First I did a bunch of comps on paper.

I chose one that works almost perfectly on the 1/3 rules. And then went ahead and did a color comp in watercolor.

Needless to say, this was a complete waste of effort because of nature's adherence to Gargiulo's Law of P+ApM(T)=F (Phill+Analog Painting Materials (Time) = Failure). So I ditched the water color effort and moved straight to digital. Two days (and five cups of coffee) later I came up with this.

I pretty satisfied with it and it represents exactly what I had in mind...it just isn't exactly Ortley Beach. I hope you enjoy. And Tiffany, you'll just have to wait for Laocoan...that might take some time.

Satisfied,
Phill

P.s.- Right click on the images and then choose "View Picture" to get full views. Does anyone know a good hosting site that won't put ridiculous links on the bottom of my pictures and will still do a decent job?

Gadgets and Cameras!

2009-01-07T17:15:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

I took a little break from blogging so that I could enjoy my holiday without worrying about commenting on things. It was, in retrospect, bittersweet but thats not what I'm writing about today.

I have been becoming more and more obsessed with gadgets that I can't afford lately and my newest tech pleasure is the blog Engadget (ya see what they did there with the name?). These guys are covering the CES show better than any other website and is making me want to pull out the credit cards and go all pre-recession at my local Best Buy.

The trend I'm most excited about are the HD Camcorder line-ups that every major brand has released. If you dig around Engadget you'll find some. I love that we can film hi-def digital on a handheld and as soon as I can I'm going to get my hands on one and do my best P.T. Anderson composition impression. Speaking of hi-def, this is a technical demo for a new Canon HD that almost made cry. It's simple but beautiful...just how I like it.

Tomorrow I'll post a new painting!

Phill

Why are you so paranoid?

2008-12-21T21:31:00.000-08:00

Hello Loyal Readers!

I feel a bit of explanation should accompany this this post, so bear with me. I spent this weekend hanging out with very close friends, drinking Colt 45, listening to music, reading a whole bunch of new material and eating copious amounts of food with my family. Needless to say these activities have had a peyote and Perrier style effect on me, in other words, I feel refreshingly altered.

Now, I would like patently and unapologetically declare my love for Kanye West's new album. Kanye delivers a dynamite pop music experience and does it without sounding like a spoiled four year old throughout. He recently did an interview with the folks at The FADER and if what he says is legit he seems like he's attempting to turn over a new leaf, a leaf that apparently doesn't come from the hissy fit tree. He also keeps a blog that astounded me with it's 'freshness'. Thank-you Mike and Rob for playing Paranoid and changing my opion on the young Mr. West's ability to write quality music. Songs of note on this album: Love Lockdown, Robocop, Paranoid and Coldest Winter.

Last one!

2008-12-17T10:54:00.000-08:00

Hi Friends,

I've been on a Nintendo kick lately. This is my last Smash Brothers related painting...for a while.

Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
About 80% of the way through this one I completely lost interest and found myself just putting down more and more color and not improving the painting. So this is a MOSTLY finished sketch that I probably won't ever get around to finalizing.
Next week I'll switch to figures or something more realistic/classical in nature. If anyone has suggestions for what I should do let me know.

On completely separate and unrelated tangent, everyone is always making a big deal about Hokusai's Great Wave and frankly, I'm unimpressed. Japanese Woodblock Printing can be extremely subtle and sophisticated. Look, for example at the work of Hiroshi Yoshida. The composition and the nearly photographic attention to value mixed with organic colors makes his prints some of absolute favorite images.

Solemnly Swearing not to paint more Nintendo Creatures,
Phill

Yoshi!

2008-12-12T13:46:00.000-08:00

Dear DefunctProduct,

Last week you requested that I "DO YOSHI!". Though I'm not sure who you are, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you of your manners. Even though we're on the internets, a please and thank-you are still appropriate when a special request is made. Additionally, the use of all caps denotes YELLING and I'm sure that isn't necessary. That said, I was happy to oblige the request.

Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

This took me about 3 hours today and 45 minutes the other day to learn how to draw Yoshi and come up with a pose. I hope everyone feels free to make requests for drawings and such, it gives me a reason to get busy on the Wacom.

Check out Defunct Product's blog here: The Shortcomings of Sebastian M. Elias

With Holiday Cheer,
Phill

2008-12-04T16:48:00.001-08:00

Dear Friends,

I love Pikachu. This took me about four hours today.

Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

Excuse me while I catch 'em all,
Phill

Economic Darwinism

2008-11-24T12:26:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,

Imagine for a moment that you are a baker. You run a nice bakery and you specialize in cakes...delicious cakes. For the last three or four years you've noticed that things in your neighborhood are changing. People don't want as much cake as they used to. They want different flavors and fat free icings and fillings. But you decide, "Fuck them, I'm the fuckin' baker." and continue to make the same huge, fattening, boring, ugly cakes that you've always made. Now imagine that your sales crumble and you are going to have to close the bakery if things don't drastically pick up. So you spend the remainder of your budget on ridiculous Rube Goldberg style commercials and moderately famous spokesmen to rescue you from oblivion... BUT YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE THE SAME SHIT CAKES!

Now, do you think that your bakery should be saved with a huge amount of money from the people who don't want your stupid cake?

If you answered "Yes." that question you are either, (a) an idiot or (b) an executive from Ford, GM or Chrysler. Thank God we're on the verge getting a government with a functioning ability to use logic.

Astounded,
Phill

Of Rabbits.

2008-11-16T22:01:00.000-08:00

Hello Friends,

For the last six months or so my Mom has been feeding a wild rabbit that hangs out in the front yard. She gives it scraps of carrot or celery that are left over from making dinner. She makes sure our dogs don't bark at it while it chills in the shade under the big maple tree. Apparently the little lagomorph even ate right from her hand a few times.
She never brings it into the house or tries to capture in a cage. Pets are denied their freedom in exchange for a lifestyle that by animal standards is nothing short of decadent. This rabbit may get cold and lonely sometimes, but it remains free. My mother maintains this distant harmony with the rabbit and thus I think she considers it a friend, whom she'll care for and pay attention to but will never try to disrespect by wrangling too close a hold on.
Mom told me she found her little friend dead on the side of the road the other day after not seeing him in the yard for a week so. She's a tough woman, but I heard her voice crack and I felt her pain. Whether the bunny fell victim to a neighborhood cat or a careless driver, I'll never know but I sure wish it was still around, the whole situation just seems terribly...unfair.

Phill

Carl.

2008-11-11T15:59:00.001-08:00

Dear Friends,

Spare four minutes from your undoubtedly busy day and give Dr. Sagan the time he deserves.

Thank-you Carl,
Phill

I love the Beatles.

2008-11-04T08:23:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,
I saw a blog that got me started up on The Beatles today and figured I'd give a list of some of my favorite songs. They're in no order what-so-ever and there are certainly other songs that deserve big praise that aren't on this list. Brother Nick's Picks are below mine and needless to say, he has impeccable taste.

Glass Onion - The White Album
The White Album is both avant-guard and retrospective. This song specifically references a bunch of The Beatles' previous work and puts them into a nonsense context. I'm partial to John's weird darkness in the later recordings and this song manages to be gritty and psychedelic instead of the more pop oriented like Lucy In The Sky and I Am The Walrus.

Baby Your A Rich Man - Magical Mystery Tour
The Boys liked to mix up pieces that Paul wrote (Baby, you're a rich man) with stuff that John had written (One of the beautiful people) and the band as a whole would make them work to together. The song is abstract, ironic, quirky and light hearted. The combination of the various rhythms, the hovering Clavioline (an anolog synthesizer invented by Michel Gondry's grandfather) and the chanted chorus offer up a perfect weird balance that all Pop Art should possess.

Dear Prudence - The White Album
This song is slow build from start to finish that swirls and thumps it's way to a tear drop climax. John wrote this because his friend wouldn't leave her bedroom...I bet she came out to play after she heard it.

Here Comes The Sun - Abbey Road
This song makes the list for it's technical facility as well as it's sentiment. The recording procedure on Abbey Road was by far the most advanced of it's day and this song contains so many layers, dubs, synthesizers and harmonies that it remains one of the deepest and smoothest recordings ever. On top of all that gadgety stuff the sentiment of the song is optimistic and sophisticated. Truly a work of that agrees with my aesthetic almost entirely.

A Hard Days Night - A Hard Days Night
One big twelve string chord and some cowbell makes us all fans of The Beatles! This song is definitive of the band's early sound and demonstrates the level of intensity they were planning on bringing to the music scene. Also, Ringo didn't drum this well again until Abbey Road. When I hear this song I'm reminded of why I love The Beatles.

BROTHER NICK'S PICKS

All You Need Is Love - Magical Mystery Tour
Without a doubt one the most powerful songs I know. Possibly one of the most powerful songs of 60's and 70's. Soothing, true, and just GOOD(not to mention the song was released world wide in one day and recorded in one take).

While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The White Album
This is the reason George is my favorite Beatle. The voice overs on him just sound awesome. The backing piano and organ give this song a very eery tone, while George literally wails on a screaming, crying, weeping guitar. I love it!

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - Abbey Road
A song which can not be over looked on the B side of Abby Road. Paul's voice and funky bass, John and George with rolling background harmonies, and Ringo......just holding a perfect Beatles beat, all come together wonderfully. Not to mention a chorus that remains my favorite chorus of all time. Makes no sense, but great harmony with another tasty time change.

We Can Work It Out - Day Tripper/We Can Work It Out Single
A song released way ahead of its time. A perfect 50/50 among John and Paul regarding song writing, pure singing ability and harmonies. I think the chorus in this song is brilliant. A beautiful mixture of John and Paul vocally, with a time change that is unmistakably perfect. And finally, the harmonium. An instrument which usually gives a song a sort of rusty squeeze box feel, puts this song in a shiny gold chest!!

Here Comes The Sun - Abbey Road
By far one of my favorite songs of all time. George managed to take you along for a beautiful, bright, and happy trip. Building each verse up to quite possibly one of the most pleasant choruses I've ever heard. I also feel this is one song where Ringo really was the only fit... Without a doubt one of George Harrison's finest!

Please leave a comment and tell me your favorites.

Phill

Last Night's Dream

2008-10-16T09:17:00.001-07:00

Dear Friends,

Many of you know that my dreams are, for the most part, completely ridiculous. For example, I've roller bladed through a parking garage in Metroid armor killing robots. Liz and I have had to team up to 'solve' a continually collapsing pyramid. On numerous occasions (and I mean frequently) Nick and I have had to battle ninjas. But last night's dream was an entirely different experience, allow me to explain.

Things started off in my astral journey emotionally. I'm not sure of the initial details but I wound up in a hospital with my family, sobbing and hugging my grandfather. Evidently, from this point I was transported to a jungle where I had to RUN FOR MY LIFE because I was being chased by what can only be described as the most insanely terrifying thing anyone could possibly imagine. What was this awful beast you ask? It was Yoko Ono, in a chariot led by five black horses FLYING THROUGH MID-AIR after me...and no, all you skeptics, I am not making this up.

After I lost Yoko and her horse drawn death cart from hell I stopped running, sat down, and calmly enjoyed a movie that was being projected on a large screen hung from the branches and vines. When I turned around, things got weirder. I found myself in an elevated parking lot full of Chevrolet Coupes that presumably have not been designed yet. The most disturbing part of this experience? I am now a WOMAN who looks a lot Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. Naturally, all the cars in the parking lot start to drive themselves across a metal bridge that connects the parking lot to a incomplete building across the street. As they are driving away I try to get into one which evades me by doing k-turns and reverse 180's all over the place. I give up on the car and without difficulty get on a motorcycle and drive down the ramp of the building.

Once on I am on the ground outside the building the motorcycle becomes an exoskeleton style power suit that allows me to fly up the frame of a neighbooring skyscraper. Once on the top of this building I get a 360 degree panorama of the city which is a sprawling Metropolis on the coast of an ocean. This most recognizable building in this city? The Paris Opera that is sitting on the beach like the Asbury Park Convention Center. I then wake up to the sound of my alarming playing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and immediatley feel like I need a drink.

So folks, this is what I deal with while I'm asleep. Aren't you jealous?

Exhausted and Confused,
Phill

Shameful Mathematics.

2008-10-06T11:27:00.000-07:00

Hello Friends,

Here's a a disgusting little tidbit I just read on the news feed. The chairman of Lehman Brothers, you know the gigantic bank that collapsed last month and begged the government (I.E. you and I) for an even more gigantic assistance package, collected over $480 million of bonuses and payouts since the year 2000. If my math is correct...and the calculator says it is, this man ALONE could pay off 2,244 mortgage loans in the United States based on the average home price of $213,900. The best part about this guy? When the congressman from California asked him if that seemed fair he responded by saying (and I paraphrase) It's not that much money.

Now let's figure that there are maybe two hundred people in the US that have received that kind of money over the last eight years. That equates to $96 Billion, divide that by the average home price and we come up with 448,807 fully paid off homes in the US. I know that some people make more money than others and that some people borrowed way beyond their means. But why should some family who has tried their best to be responsible foot the bill for people who are irresponsible? Why should men with literally TONS of money not help the people who have made them rich? It's immoral, it's unethical and frankly, it bums me out.

Concerned,
Phill

New Painting!

2008-09-29T16:32:00.001-07:00

Hey Folks,

I just started a self portrait.

I'm about four hours into it including the drawing (but not the canvas prep...yuck).
Here is the Palette I'll be using.

It's organized and based on a palette that can be found in Parker's "The Painter in Oil". If you don't have a copy of that book, you probably should get one. From left to right the colors are:

Terra Vert
Ivory Black
Cobalt Blue
Burnt Umber
Burnt Sienna
Alizarin Crimson
Cadmium Red Light
Crementz White
Naples Yellow (which I'm going to run out of soon)
Cadmium Lemon
Cadmium Yellow Deep
Yellow Ochre
The two little satellite colors are:
Cadmium Orange and Transparent White (which is to quote Randall Cabe, "Completely useless.")

I'll be using Winsor Newton Oil Medium and Gamblin Galkyd as my mediums. A word to the wise, don't use Liquin for anything. I tried using it in the background on Tommy's portrait and had to use A LOT of varnish to make the paint look even slightly deep and shiny.

Here's hoping this one goes smooth and steady.

High on Medium and Turp,
Phill

Walt Disney

2008-09-22T12:15:00.001-07:00

Dear Friends,

Many of you will remember the enthusiasm which I received Walt Disney's explanation of the invention and operation of the multiplane camera from a 1957 episode of The Disneyland TV Show.

In this video Uncle Walt uses incredibly understandable visual language to not only tell us a story but to also break-down the workings of a rather complex machine.

Recently I saw a blog post by an animator which explains the how the Disneyland TV show was planned and filmed. Walt used a specific system of shot planning and storyboarding to make sure his audience understood what he was saying with absolute clarity, without having to pander them with boring, incohesive, step by step illustrations. As was his usual style, Walt took us on a journey with him and we're all able to walk away entertained and, dare I say, slightly more intelligent than we were when we sat down.

Lately I've been a big advocate of artists showing respect for their audience. If you happen to be an artist (or producer of any kind) and you happen to be reading this, please, for all of our sakes, take some time to plan out what you're going to be saying to your viewers and how you're going to say it.

As guilty as I am preachy,
Phill

Concerning Football...

2008-09-21T19:55:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

I was going to write a long rant about how I lament Football today. But that would be pointless. All I'm going to say is that I think football pools are essentially telling your friends that you're smarter than them and then TAKING THEIR MONEY! If you want to really support a franchise (which is all a team is) buy stock and root (advertise) for a company, at least you'll get returns if they 'win'.

Frugally,
Phill

Sure, why not?

2008-09-20T09:33:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

Anybody up for a war with Pakistan that we can't afford? No? All the President's men seem to be...and they've been right for the last eight years so I figure we should all jump on board.

Oh! By the way, technically, the President is warmonger. Go look up the definition...try to argue with me. If any of my friends are still proud of voting for George W. or looking forward to voting for John McCain, I recommend they read up on the last 190 years of American policy. At no time in our history have we had more reason to be really ashamed of our leadership than right now! Wars leading young people to die and bankrupting the country, banks failing because of lack of oversight, and one of the major US parties not taking the blame for policies they were once proud of. Aren't you proud of us? AREN'T YOU A PATRIOT?

Angry,
Phill

Finished Painting and Thoughts.

2008-09-19T19:42:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

Here's the final stage of "Tommy".

I'm surprisingly satisfied with the final look of the painting. I learned a lot about scumbling and glazing, timing, varnishing and charicature while working on this piece. I apologize for the crumby pictures throughout the process but I've been painting in my bedroom and don't even have the proper space for materials never-mind photography. Please let me know what you think.

That said, let's move on to less exciting matters.
Do you know what I really love to do? I love to go out on Friday night. I love it when I get to dance with people, get drunk and wake up naked in a bed full of strangers. I love doing that...most of you knew that already.
But instead of doing that, I'm sitting at home writing a blog entry and watching re-runs of the Daly Show on Hulu. And you know what you're not doing right now? You're not reading this blog entry, because you're out, on a Friday night, dancing, drinking, engaging in casual sex with anonymous strangers and I am jealous.
I hope you've all had fun this Friday, I haven't. I also hope you all take good care of those sweet sweet dancing feet and please everyone, get yourselves tested...those are strangers you're sleeping with for god's sake.

Green with Envy,
Phill

A work in progress.

2008-09-14T17:21:00.000-07:00

How I feel about this election.

2008-09-11T00:51:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

I offer an HONEST AND SINCERE APPEAL TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS; Conservative, Liberal, Democrat and Republican alike.

How on earth do John McCain and Sarah Palin have enough credibility to be running even with Barack Obama and Joe Biden? Call me the most far left person that you know if you must but I'm speaking from a position of COMMON SENSE. John McCain has switched an alarming number of his positions in the last few weeks and all anyone knows about Sarah Palin is that she is a hockey mom who ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN CREATIONISM! I don't care if you like Barack Obama and Joe Biden or not, just listen to what they're saying, not what any news organization is saying about them. They have a consistent message and frankly a repectable set of goals for the country.

Please folks, use your best judgment here. One set of people has decieved us in the past and is showing all the signs that they're going to do it again and the other is showing that they are actually THINKING about what is best for their country, not their party.

Don't be fooled, they're up to their same old tricks again.

With Genuine Concern,
Phill

First Post!

2008-09-08T20:15:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends,

On a whim, I started a blog today. And I want to make a promise to any potential readers I might acquire:

I promise that at some point during the course of this blog, I will offer some bit of information that will completely blow your fuckin' mind.

And I'm not talking about giving you a moment of clarity or any of the cake-eater stuff either. I'm promising a total, irreversible, paradigm shifting, Blogasm from which you shall walk away naked and so mentally satisfied that everything you hear, read, see or think about for the next week will seem as insignificant as Michael Bay's movies.

I don't expect myself to fulfil this promise soon, in all honesty, it could take years. But it seems to me that a blog should be a longterm exhibition of thoughts and ideas and eventually some of those ideas will be good...real good and when that happens you're all in for a treat.

I also promise to write a real post in the next few days.

With Great Regard,
Phill