Saturday, March 28, 2009


Hi Friends,

I am not going to see Wolverine, Transformers 2 or Spider-Man 4 (when it gets made). This is because X-Men 3, Transformers and Spider-Man 3 were some of the worst movies I have ever seen. If I were to go to a cafe and get terrible coffee...and I mean horrible, weak, bitter, disgusting coffee, would it be wise to go back to the same cafe for a sequel? The answer is no.
If we all keep dishing out money to see movies that are probably going to suck, these companies and their directors are going to keep getting away with making shitty, weak, bitter, disgusting movies.


P.S. Fuck you Sony Pictures.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Bounty Offered.

Hi Friends,

Here's the deal, if you can help me find a job that meets the following criteria I will give you 100% of my first questions asked.

The job must:
1. Be full time.
2. Be some kind of Creative Service.
3. Be located somewhere between Toms River and New York City.
4. Provide enough money to move north of Ocean County within a reasonable amount of time.

Happy hunting. I hope I find one before any of you guys do. I could use that paycheck.


Monday, March 16, 2009



I made this poster so that people will buy things from Pendo's on-line store. I like it because it looks militant but actually is not.

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Now buy stuff!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Spinnin with Wacom

Dear Wacom,

Thank you for helping me learn how to paint and draw. And thank you for making me want to be a DJ with your incredible new dance music machine.


Friday, March 13, 2009



Under Ronald Reagan the wealthiest Americans paid 50% taxes on their earnings. Under Richard Nixon they paid about 70%, under Eisenhower they paid 91%. All three were Republican, none was ever accused of being a Socialist.

Barack Obama is trying to raise the tax rate on these same people from the current 35% to the astounding 39.6%. Obviously he has pictures of Chairman Mao and Josef Stalin hanging in the oval office.

Stop thinking about it, I'm right.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Delicous Blasphemy


Cowbell FTW!!

DL Hughley

Hi friends,

D.L. Hughley has a pretty descent show on CNN. Here's a good clip.

Be Aware,

Monday, March 9, 2009

Um awesome?

Let's get real friends,


You're Welcome!

I don't trust GE...

Hi friends,

It goes without saying that I have a native distrust of billion dollar multi-national corporations. But GE is trying hard to make me believe that they are up to something good (which they will no doubt overcharge us for in the future). Their alternative energy website is really well designed but is pretty short on the details of their technologies and plans. Have a look and tell me what you think.


Saturday, March 7, 2009

Well begun is nearly done.

A question friends,

Why do some people not want to work when they're at work? Why do some people assume that their coworkers and their bosses are supposed to be their friends? Why can't we all just be professional at work? Why am I asking you these questions?

Where am I?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Music and Intelligence?


Some grad student did a marginally unscientific study that compares what kind of music people listen to with what is on their iPod.

I would like to draw your attention to the far left of this chart.

See? I told you!


One more reason

Hey Music Fans,

The Animal Collective are a group of geniuses sent from the psychedelic warp zone specifically to please me and those who are fortunate enough to be like minded. To prove this fact I present you with the cover from their most recent album entitled Merriweather Post Pavilion:

See? I told you!

Lion in a Coma,

Monday, March 2, 2009

A request


Yahoo! News (in their infinite intelligence) referred to the following request, made by Christian Bale, as "Odd".

Christian Bale was McG's first choice to play John Conner, whom he calls "the most credible action star in the world right now." McG offered Bale the part while he was shooting "The Dark Knight," and he initially turned it down. Bale told McG that if he could refine the script to the point where it could be read on stage without any special effects and still be a compelling story, he would agree to star in it.

That's not odd, that's smart. This movie might be good.

Come with me if you want to live,