Dear Friends,
Imagine for a moment that you are a baker. You run a nice bakery and you specialize in cakes...delicious cakes. For the last three or four years you've noticed that things in your neighborhood are changing. People don't want as much cake as they used to. They want different flavors and fat free icings and fillings. But you decide, "Fuck them, I'm the fuckin' baker." and continue to make the same huge, fattening, boring, ugly cakes that you've always made. Now imagine that your sales crumble and you are going to have to close the bakery if things don't drastically pick up. So you spend the remainder of your budget on ridiculous Rube Goldberg style commercials and moderately famous spokesmen to rescue you from oblivion... BUT YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE THE SAME SHIT CAKES!
Now, do you think that your bakery should be saved with a huge amount of money from the people who don't want your stupid cake?
If you answered "Yes." that question you are either, (a) an idiot or (b) an executive from Ford, GM or Chrysler. Thank God we're on the verge getting a government with a functioning ability to use logic.
Astounded,
Phill
Classical Comments: The Bracketed Cornice
13 years ago
3 comments:
but what happens to the millions of people employed by the bakery making the shitty cakes??
I would think that the bakeries (as they are in limited supply) would be bought up by other bakers who make better cakes.
The times, they are a fluctuating.
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