Hello Friends,
Imagine what a mixture of delight, confusion, surprise and mild sexual attraction feels like. Got it? It feels good right? Thats how I feel when I am confronted with an object that contains either bright lights, spectral color or a large touch screen. It's a good thing no-one has ever combined the three because I would probably ejac--I'm sorry what?
...Oh my god.
There are no words in Elvish, Entish or the Tongues of Man to describe how I feel about this machine. All know is that I want to fly to wherever it is and marry it so that I can physically defend it when anyone but me tries touch it.
Confounded and Aroused,
Phill
Classical Comments: The Bracketed Cornice
13 years ago
1 comment:
this just looks like a fancy acura ad. i thought you were against this type of think, i thought i knew you.
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